An aweing fuck-ton of human eye references.
when ur friends are all online
please friendzone me. I want to be your friend so badly
selfies with friends
selfies with best friends
Can you guess from my posts what is my:
* Sex and/or Gender
* Sexual Orientation
* Race and/or Ethnicity
* Field of study and/or field of work
* Favorite TV show(s)
* Favorite book(s)
* Favorite video game(s)
* Favorite food(s)
Leave any answers in my ask and we’ll see how accurate you are
NO NO NO PLEASE DO THIS PLPS PLS
"Oh my god this song is so long"
*Song is 5 minutes long*
*muffled Pink Floyd fan laughter*
If I call you a loser it means that I’m probably in love with you
Aasif Mandvi interviews Fox Business commentator, Todd Wilemon.
"Why are you poor? Stop being poor. Be rich like me!" - Fox News commentators, GOP congressmen, and late night informercials on real estate flipping.
This is the dystopian future i lived to see.